Yezzy and Jay are genius
Your dad had a crusty group of friends before you did and the police knew them by name to prove it. This man-liance of destruction was a party hurricane that destroyed houses and left contrails of rubble in their flight paths. Mothers feared them, daughters followed them and liquor stores were ransacked by them. Legally forced to disband in 1980, their actions have been stricken from the history books in an attempt to erase their awesome so future generations will not try to recreate it.
So hipsters, next time you and your three friends are getting the boot from a party because you showed up and were scamming beers that you didn’t buy, remember this…
Your dad and his friends kicked the party throwers out of their own parties, not the other way around.
Thanks to professionalbotherer on tumblr for today’s photo.